Archive for June, 2005

Celeb Gossip!

June 23, 2005

Does anyone else think that something realllly wierd is up with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Either he has her hypnotized into some kind of wierd scientologist trance, or the whole ‘engagement’ is just a huge publicity stunt.

For all of you who have been so interested in my new webcam, it’s an intel pocket PC and I love it! I got it for 10 buckaroos on ebay. Yup – I loooove me some ebay!

Another celeb who’s been doing the rounds lately is Lindsay Lohan – She’s on Ellen Today, Conan tonight, and was on Leno last week. As much as I pretend to hate Lohan, I’m still fascinated by her… Especially now that she’s trying to turn herself into a Paris Hilton clone:

Yes Lohan, you’re gorgeous – but you’re not Paris Hilton… mainly because you’re not engaged to a billionaire and you have freckles covering every inch of your exposed body.

GET A NEW POSE, LOHAN!!!

Now, because I hotlinked the celeb images right from junkfeud, here’s a few extra plugs – junkfeud, junkfeud, JUNKFEUD!!!

I love celebrity gossip 🙂

In closing, Tom cruise is a huge tool, and I’m going to eat Sushi in Windsor tonight!

Personality test.

June 21, 2005

My radio show is on in 2 hours – listen if you dare! CLICK.

I just took the advanced global personal test!

Here are my results:

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Altruism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

And this is the description of myself that I recieved. Some of it doesn’t make much sense, and some of it is VERY true *ahem, craves attention, vain, clingy*

open, tough, irritable, worrying, does not like to be alone, craves attention, low self control, emotionally sensitive, interacting, sad, very social, aggressive, prefer organized to unpredictable, dependent, social chameleon, suspicious, values the heart over the mind, likes large parties, outgoing, likes to make fun, likes to fit in, mildly phobic, vain, makes friends easily, enjoys leadership, clingy, rash

I want to thank everyone who commented on my last entry. I was in a very bad mood… and to tell the truth I’ve been feeling that way a lot lately. I need to stop looking in the mirror so much, stop staring at so many celebrities, and stop being concerned with the way I look. If only it were that easy! If it’s not my nose that’s bothering me, it’s my weight or my hair or my chin or all of the above. I’m flip flopping with the nose job issue now… as much as I think it would improve my life – am I really vain enough to spend thousands of dollars on it? It would take a whole year of working at a part time job (while being a full time student, mind you) for me to earn that much cash.

It isn’t for anyone but me… everyone needs to remember this. If I’m not happy with the way I look, I just won’t be happy in general. My life is pathetic.

Anyways… sorry to cut this short but I need to go eat supper. I love the following people, and I’ll be returning all of your comments later tonight:

Anan,
Nick,
Mel,
Jenni-Raie,
Jen,
Jenn,
Jacqueline, Andrea, Tuan,
Michelle, CheekyBambi,
Gachuk,
Jess,
Erica,
Ashli, and Axel.

That is all, you are dimissed 🙂

Ugly Me.

June 19, 2005

I’m back!

I want to get a nose job – bad. I am really very sick in the head… I know that many of you probably realize just by viewing this site that I am extremely vain – but the thing is, the real Lauren doesn’t even look like those pictures. That’s TequilaBarbie – she poses, she primps and she photoshops. She tries to make something decent out of what she’s been given. I’m not a pretty girl, and it’s killing me – it’s been killing me slowly for years. If I could have one wish, it would be to be happy with myself – just as I am. But for some reason, as hard as I try, as many therapists I see, as many medicines I take – I can’t get past the fact that I’m not Paris Hilton skinny and Charlize Theron gorgeous – And when I see girls who are I get even more depressed. I want to show you the real me – No makeup, no stupid poses, and no skanky ass shots. My skin isn’t perfect, my nose is huge, my smile is hideous, and my body is even less perfect (but I’m not ready to show you that yet dear visitors).








Ha – the funny thing is that I won’t even show you the REALLY bad ones – I just delete them. And trust me – there are ones about 100x worse.

This blog was to vent, by the way – not to get a bunch of insensecere comments stating that I’m not ugly. I know I’m not ugly… I’m just not beautiful either. And please don’t comment saying that I am because no matter how true you may feel that is, I hate sympathy comments. SO – instead, I’d like you all to comment on this question:

How do you feel about plastic surgery? Would you ever have it?

Bah

June 17, 2005

I’m on my family’s new computer – and can’t get on MSN or into my email because of this insane firewall that I just spent 2 hours trying to get around. It’s retarded – and because my brother is the self apointed ‘administrator’ of the computer and I can’t get into his account because he password protects everything, I can’t disable the firewall. GARHH! And why don’t I just use my computer? Because now it needs to be ‘networked’ to this one in order for the internet to work. It’s bullshit, I tells ya! I can’t even network them together because this stupid fucking firewall keeps out EVERYTHING! nd I really need to update my cam image! BAHHH! But of course, I can’t get into my FTP…
So, I need to wait for my brother to get home… that’s pretty much the jist of it. I can’t wait to move out again and not have to deal with this crap. Why can’t everything just be easy?

-Lauren

Woah.

June 13, 2005

Soooo I get a call on Friday night as I’m getting ready to go out with my girrrrls from my boss telling me that the strawberries have come early, and would I be able to work the next day at 9:00am? I said yes of course – my love of money overruling my love of sleep – and then I went out anyways. As I mentioned earlier it was GIRLS night and girls night always means getting hammered out of my mind. I got drunk – REALLY drunk – and went with my friends to the Elephant’s Nest (which looks SO good after it’s rennovations – it’s so much roomier and less cramped! It’s my favourite bar again :p). I took lots of pics, which I’ll post when I feel like it, or have some spare time – whichever comes first. Anyways, I didn’t get to bed until very very late that night and woke up with a HUGE hangover. I went to work anyways and felt like shit all day – and for the last 3 days I’ve been working my but off. The point of that story was to let everyone know that I have started my summer job, and won’t be blogging or updating as often as I like for the next couple of months.

I work at a berry farm, selling strawberries! It’s not as easy as it sounds though – I have to lift, grade and package the berries too… plus stand on my feet all day long. But it’s a fun job – the farm is right on the lake so the weather is AWESOME (hot with a cool breeze coming off of the water – I LOVE that). I also get paid decently and have lots of hours – so I’m happy! There were so many bugs today though, it was horrible. They all want to eat the strawberries – and my legs! I don’t like strawberries anymore.

Troy has also started working – my poor little baby – he’s so sleepy! He worked 7-5:30 today and his job is much more physically demanding than mine. I think that I’m going to go snuggle with him now for the rest of the evening and then it’s off to bed – I’ve got to work at 9:00 tommorow morning. I haven’t been up before 11:00am in a couple of months – I’m still getting adjusted, lol.

BAH – And there has been a bit of drammmma in the tagboard lately – someone posing as Rhiannon called me a “BITCH!!!” and then people backlashed at her – but I e-mailed Rhiannon and it wasn’t her – we didn’t even know each other before this, haha – I’m pretty sure it’s the same person/pathetic idiot who goes around posing as Jen and calling people “SLUT!!!”, judging by his/her/it’s grammar.

I lost my cell phone 😦 Anyone want to buy me a new one?

Hahaha – Myspace

June 10, 2005

I had a dream last night that I had a baby! That was weird – really weird… since I don’t plan on having kids for at least another 5 years.

Thanks to everyone who listened to my radio show 🙂 it was much appreciated! Tune in next Tuesday for more of the same.

I’ve been playing around with myspace a bit lately… I finally added my list of music artists that I like! I found this on a forum, and I thought that it was absolutely hilarious and VERY true – Although I DO know how to use my timer feature – I’m just lazy.

Hahaha – so very awesome.

I’m thinking of moving to New York next summer and taking an internship at a fashion design company. It’s now or never, right? I’ve got to move forward with my life and be ACTIVE in achieving my career goals – nothing is going to fall into my lap!

I’m off to get dressed!

fakers

June 7, 2005

Everyone listen to my radio show tonight OKAY? It’s in half an hour! 8:00pm – 10:00pm est, on K-IRB Radio! LISTEN LIVE! Hit me up on AIM with any requests – my sn is ‘terminallyvain’.

Ugh, FAKERS ARE PATHETIC! Especially when they claim to be friends with Lindsay Lohan, hahaha. *EDIT*: I emailed the bitch and she changed her pictures, wa-ha-ha. Reeeeetard. Go find someone else to steal pictures from.*/EDIT*.

GRATITUDE:

-I am grateful that my body works in every single way – I’m not missing any limbs, I can walk, I can see, I can taste, I can hear – I’m very grateful to be healthy.

-I am grateful to have been born a white human in North America.

-I am grateful that I am fortunate enough to get a good education.

-I am grateful for pets because they enrich our lives so very much.

-I am grateful that I can eat whatever I want and not become overweight.

-I am grateful that my parents are both still alive and together.

-I am grateful to have a loving boyfriend.

That’s it for now – off to prepare for my radio show!

OH – and I updated the gallery. Check out “may pics”, “summertime partying”, “fishing”, and “petting zoo”!

Veggggie!

June 5, 2005

*Edit*Check out my radio show tonight (Sunday) at 10:00pm (EST) on K-IRB Radio! And again on Tuesday night at 8:00pm EST. LISTEN LIVE! */Edit*
Well… I’ve finally decided to go veg! Almost. I will still be eating fish. Although I don’t agree with the way fish are killed and harvested I don’t think I can give up sushi quite yet – and while I make the transition I’ll still be needing some protein for a while until I learn how to do it right, ya know? What finally tipped me over the edge was seeing something on Marsadie‘s site. You can check out the video here. And while I don’t support radical animal activist groups like PETA, I think it’s repulsive to eat the flesh of another living creature. I have no problem with other people doing it… I’ve just felt for a very long time that it was somehow gross. Canibalistic almost. I will not preach on this issue… just remember this: meat’s no treat for those you eat!

Here are some pics from Saturday night! I haven’t been that drunk in a LONG time… since I rarely ever drink anymore.

Ashley and I – very very drunk:

Aaron, Troy and Adam:

Ashley and SPARKY! 🙂 (Troy’s friend Jeff’s adorable doggy)

Me and Sparky:

Sparky:

And on the topic of adorable dogs, here are some of Maggie 🙂

I love my baby girl 🙂

Also – I taught my mom how to make sushi today! It turned out great, and she even made a heart shaped roll! 🙂 How cool is that?


That’s all for now. Make sure to check out my radio show biatches!
ANNNND – please comment okay? There are sooo many lurkers around here! that’s right – LURKERS!!! Drop me a line or something : lauren@nakedbarbies.net. I don’t bite – unless you hit on me. Then I’ll go postal on your ass.

barrr

June 3, 2005

Why do guys hit on me when I’m with my boyfriend? WHY? It’s almost like they want me MORE because I’m taken. Does anyone else have this experience? I’ve seen girls be more attracted to guys they can’t have – boyfriend stealers and such (I hate bitches like that). Is it the same way with guys? Do they want what they can’t have?
Bah. It’s really weird.

Anyways, last night I went out! My braces were KILLING me because I just got them tightened so I was all fucked up on painkillers (gooood painkillers), which greatly intensified the experience… and just put me in a daze. We went to the “Frog and Fiddle” Pub – I haven’t been there since it was called “GT’s” back when I was just a little 17 year old punk sneaking into bars underage. Anyways – I hadn’t expected to go to the bar. I felt really out of place wearing my jeans and a t-shirt and keds when all the other girls were dressed to the nines. I don’t even think I was wearing any makeup! I had fun anyways though – I think that I was too zoned out to even care what I looked like. I saw a lot of old friends from highschool and junk – and I met Larissa (who is simply adorable) in the bathroom! I feel a wee bit hung over today still. I hate that feeling – and to top it off, I’m going to do it all over again tonight! I think we’re going to some other stupid bar – I don’t really want to publish the name of it… ya know – stalkers might come! hahaha, although I don’t really think that anyone would stalk me, you never know with the internet! A lot of freaks out there.

I still have to post some pics from greenview aviaries – I’m just lazy and haven’t gotten around to resizing them yet.

Thanks to everyone for all the compliments on my pics from last weekend! Yes, my friends are gorgeous aren’t they? lol – and I’ve heard the Jaqueline and I look alike before – I think it’s because we are both of French descent perhaps!

Now go visit her, her, and her, because I say so.

Ciao!

YO!

June 1, 2005

Yo!

Ashley and I just saw Monster in Law and it was good – I liked it. I wanted to kill Jane Fonda’s character the whole time though… what an evil bitch! Poor J-lo!

My throat hurts 😦 owwwie. I’m going to the doctor tommorow morning. I had a lot to say in this blog… but strangely I can’t remember any of it right now, so I will fill this space with pictures from Saturday night when Ashley, Jackie and I got drunk at Voodoo!

Random picture I took at the bar:

Jacqueline and I – I had been dancing up a storm, hence the supreme redness in my face.

Ashley being drunk and funny! guys were buying her free ‘birthday’ drinks! lol.

Awesome tattoo. I don’t remember taking this picture!

Jacqueline and I – GAH – my face looks weird.

Hahaha – “family picture”, gagagaga.

Some guy at Voodoo was taking pictures of me dancing on the bar too… so if they post them on their website I’ll put up a link.

I ordered a logitech quickcam today! yes that’s right – I’ll be clear again 🙂

That’s it for now – I’m going to do the ‘gratitude blog’ tommorow.

Ciao!