Archive for March, 2005

I love Conan.

March 28, 2005

Does anyone else watch Late night with Conan O’Brien? I love that show so much, hahaha – Conan’s got the same sense of humor as me… but that may be due to the fact that he used to be a writer for the Simpsons, and I’ve watched that show just about every day since I was 10. Hahaha,
“We’re the slip nuts,
slipping on nuts-
clowning around –
slippin’ on nuts!”
Har Har Har… very few of you will understand that.

But yeah… I took some photos over the weekend – all of meeeeee! My own vanity disgusts me sometimes. I’ll post a couple – here they are!

Awww… she thinks she’s a model! How cute!





Yay!

I love Kevin Spencer hahaha – He’s playing spin the bottle right now! Ugh — now they’re playing seven minutes in heaven… a game that I never did play before (though I must admit, I played a fair amount of truth or dare in my day!). Troy and I had a discussion about this once… that ended in me freaking out – just hearing that Troy has played 7 minutes in heaven… that made me think of what he did in there… and who with… and even if he was only 13 – it made me sad. I am such a jealous girl, lol. Don’t you HATE the fact that your boyfriend/girlfriend has ever been with anyone else? However irrational that may be? Maybe I’m just weird?

Anywyas – I need to go write an essay proposal and email it to my professor! 🙂 hehe… maybe I’ll shoot him a naked pic or two? JOKING, of course. God… I hope he never finds this website and reads that… but then again – I do have 5 professors at the moment, and perhaps he’ll think that I’m sending naked pics to another person? I guess he’ll realize that I was talking about him when he gets the pictures…

Hehehe, I’m joking of course – but those of you who know me, know that. 🙂

Again with the Pink Stilletos… If someone doesn’t buy them for me, I just may be forced to buy them myself! I really want these shoes!

Yo Yo Yo!

March 24, 2005

HEY! I’m bored, and I don’t really have anything to blog about, but I’m blogging anyways – just because (even though you can’t really tell) I hate to leave long spaces between my blogs. Idealy I would write in it everyday…

In my media aesthetics class today we watched a crazy movie… silent – in black and white, mostly – but with some colour filters/tinted film – whatever – anyways – it was about the time when slavery in the southern states was abholished and the blacks were given rights – and all that good stuff – but I guess the white people at the time, in the south or north or something – I don’t remember, weren’t too happy about it. THe Klu Klux Klan formed, and at the end of the film they ended up saving the entire town from the wild clans of ‘crazy negroes’. It was really crazy, to think that something like this could have been made. Nowadays – something like that would be considered EXTREMELLY racist (and with good reason) – but the making of such a film back then it was just treated as a group of people exressing their views. Hopefully, in another 75 years people that bash gays or iraqis or women or anything will be looked at in a more taboo manor. I am having like, a weird, peaceful revalation hahahaha – Why aren’t we all treated like equals?

On a lighter note,
I’m getting a new webcam soon – with audio – and I’m buying a firewire cable, so I’ll be able to put videos on my site!

Someone buy me The Stilletos? Pretty please….? *bats eyelashes furiously* You’ll get a nice picset!?

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

so tired!

March 22, 2005

WOOT!

New layout up in here… but yeah – it’s 2:00am and I’m tired. I really hope you like it – I think I do… it’s not quite finished yet. I want to add a marquee at the side, but I can’t figure out how to get the buttons to go from top to bottom, as opposed to side to side… ack! after that I will be fini!

Anyways – off to bed. Much love!

Paysite?

March 16, 2005

This is going to be a long, random blog, and if you don’t like it, eat a dick! BOOYA! hahaha.

When is the new season of trailer park boys going to come out?!?!?! ARGH!
I want season 4 on DVD too… well – I want Troy to buy it so that I can watch it… hahaha.

Thanks to everyone who commented on my last entry – I love you all 🙂 Now, go join Pet Shop Sluts! It’s a fanlisting for Rhiannon of petshopgirl.tk! If you’re not a fan of her, then you damn well should be. GO JOIN!

I want a new domain name. I’m sick of having ‘naked’ in it. Any ideas?

I keep skipping classes… I’m so fucking lazy. Hahaha… but I did just get a paper back from my media aesthetics class and I did a lot better than I expected. I was under the word count, because I was so rushed when I was writing it – and I still got a B! (which is good, for university I think). I wanted to bone the professor right there… 🙂 hehehe…

Speaking of bone-a-ble… I love Troy 🙂

I have the window open in my room right now, and it feels so nice to have air blowing in here… so fresh – mmm… I can’t wait for summer – I’m going to be a TOTAL beach bunny… in my new Bikini! 🙂 Thanks Dave 🙂

Alright – it’s getting to the point where I need to do something with this site. It’s right on the fence between being like, a personal, designish, blog site… and being a non nude cam site… you know? Should I make a non-nudepaysite? I really think that if I do, I want it to be run by ME. I would get to keep all of the money I make, and then that’s where all my skankier pics could go…
I would keep this site as my personal/blog site. Then again, if I make a paysite with a webmaster, then I would get more advertising, and I wouldn’t have to worry about doing anything but taking pictures and making videos. I’m torn. Do I have the time for it? Do I need the money, really? Maybe I’ll just start selling hot cam sets. Bah – I need advice!

Speaking of pics, again – I got some professional ones taken by Mr. Dale Scott. I am so impressed with how they turn out, and there will be more to come once midterms settle down and I get a chance to shoot again!

These ones are my favourites:

Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

I hope you enjoyed that 🙂 lol.

I’m Plugging Orinj because Kelly says so! They’ve got shirts for sale now I believe! Kelly also says that Drew has a 2 inch long penis! Who knew? I’m sorry about your luck, Drew! 🙂 hehehe…

ALSO plugging fat-pie! Go watch Salad fingers, I love him.

And one more thing before I go – and this is important for all my ‘fans’ as opposed to my friends. I am currently recruiting sugar daddies to buy me things off of my wishlist. You’ll get a nice pic set of me wearing what you buy, or holding it if it isn’t wearable, the more expensive the item, the more pics. And if you’re really generous, maybe even more 🙂 contact me for more details – lauren@nakedbarbies.net

Oh – and the link the wishlists:

Alloy (I really want those pink stilletos…)

Shop Bop (expensive, but awesome stuff)

Amazon!

Well… that’s it for now. I need to finish writing an essay… I truly hope to have a new layout up by next week sometime – but I always get bogged down in school work, so who knows? I’m getting so sick of this one. BAH! and WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T PACSUN SHIP TO CANADA? WAH!

Muchos Amore,

-Lauren

You guys should all spam this asshole –> pdubz420…

March 12, 2005

You guys should all spam this asshole –> pdubz420@hotmail.com and yell at him for being such a pathetic dick. He left a message on my laurencam site for some reason, saying that my face is nasty because of my ‘dirty braces’. Umm… yeah – enough said.

On the topic of haters, someone recently left a comment saying this (and, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the same guy:

You think Michael Jackson is innocent? How would you know,you sick fuck. You have a flat ass,with just an average body,get over yourself.

Just to refute that – I don’t really think he’s innocent… I just wrote that to prove that it’s my blog and I can say whatever the fuck I want to. I have NO IDEA what the deal with MJ is, as I haven’t been following the case. All I know, is that he, at one point, was an extremely talented artist, an amazing dancer, and went crazy overboard with plastic surgery. Now he looks like frankenstein and is accused of touching children – whatever.
The point is – like Larissa mentioned in the comments – what does this have to do with my appearance?
I never claimed to have a hot body, or a.. non flat?… ass – so, how would I “get over myself”? I’m happy with my body being average – and I’m not going to run out and get breast implants and ass implants just to make myself ‘hot’. I’m not that kind of girl, and I never will be – mainly because I can’t afford it… lol. My body is healthy – I can walk, I can run, I can breathe, blood flows through my veins – and I’m more than happy with that.
So fuck you, asshole – My ass isn’t THAT flat… but how would you know? It isn’t like you’ll ever see me in real life or anything, HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Why do I let these things get to me? haha. Last night we went out downtown – that was cool. I took some pretty pictures of the skyline… I’ll post them later. Oh man – I’m so exhausted.

I’m crawling back in bed, and then maybe I’ll get up around 5:00 and walk to the cafeteria and get some food… haha – I’m so lazy. I wish I had food here.

Aww… I just saw a video on much music from “Not by Choice” – which made me laugh… hehe – Troy’s band played with them before – back in the day… now they’re on muchmusic! good for them!

I want to be a muchmusic VJ when I grow up. I truly, truly do.

Anyhoooo – I’m out!

Oh, Um… something for people to bitch at me about…

I LOVE GEORGE BUSH AND I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES!!!

-Lauren

SWAMPED

March 8, 2005

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Salut all! I am up early today – I have SO much homework to do… ugh. It looks like another beautiful day outside! I should go check it out later, if I have the time…

Troy is sleeping in my bed right now! aww- I would take a picture to post, but he would kill me. Instead, here are some of Dimey and I:

Check out the gallery for more – I just added a whole bunch of pictures yesterday. I have more to add, but I can’t for some reason… bah – I’ll figure it out! hehehe.

So, it looks like the new layout is going to be delayed a couple more weeks – I started it the other night but didn’t have time to finish it – and I don’t think I’ll be able to for a few more weeks. I think this layout will have tables though – yes… tables…

I need to design a website for one of my classes by next Wednesday… ack – and it has to have an imagemap = done by hand – no front page allowed! yay for me… not like I know how to use frontpage anyways… hehe.

OH! and someone sent me the One Tree Hill DVD off of my wishlist! Thankyou soooo much to whomever is responsible for this! And please contact me so that I can send you some thankyou pics or something! (and no fakers please- I have the buyer’s billing address, so I’ll know if you’re lying).

I have to meet with a photographer tonight, and I have a photoshoot Wednesday night! It should be really fun! They seem really nice and professional – so I’m psyched to work with them! Plus, I’ll be sure to post some pics for you all once I have them 🙂

WELL, it’s back to work for me – I can’t wait for this semester to be OVER!

Word to all of your mothers… keep it rizzzeal dawg…

-L-sheezy-up-in-the-heezy-BABY!!!! hahahaha – I love having a website where I can write whatever the hell I want…

MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT!!!

-Lauren

At home!

March 3, 2005

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I’m at home right now!

It’s our ‘reading week’ – aka Spring Break… and I haven’t done much of anything yet. I really should be doing some reading, and some paper writing… bah – School is really stressing me out. I need to do well this semester.

I want to thank everyone who commented on the lip ring idea – for all your advice and support –> the verdict? I AM going to do it. However, I need to wait until I’m sure of what I’m doing in the summer. So, It may still be a few months before it happens – and if I have a job that won’t allow it – I’ll do it next September! It’s something I really want, and if you are one of the people who are avidly against me getting it done… um – suck it up. I won’t apologize to anyone for my decision. I think lip rings look SO awesome – and if need be, I can always take it out. Now I need to decide on a side piercing or one in the middle… hrrmmm…

In other news – A girl who’s website I loovvve and have been visiting (and have been inspired by) for years now – Renee – is undergoing sugery this morning… please keep her in your thoughts! I know how scary something like that can be.

OHHH!!! The new season of America’s Next Top Model premiered last night… I almost had an orgasm during the theme song out of pure excitement. This is my favourite show of all time! I soooo want to audition to be on the next one… but I don’t know if Canadians can? I know one thing’s for sure – some of the bitches who made it through were UGLY…. and some of the ones who got cut were GORGEOUS! I guess the judges are more trained to look for potential than I am… whatever.
My favourite girl as of now is Brita – because she’s beautiful and sweet like… and the one I hate the most is Brittany, because she is SO incredibly annoying and ogar-like.
Hahaha, sorry about that little rant – I truly love that show.

And, speaking of modelling – dah dah dah DAHHHH – I’m getting some professional photos done! TFP stuff… so I don’t have to pay. Should be neat! I know that I’m not exactly model material… all 5’7 of me – but I’d still like to dab my feet in it – why not? I’ve gotten a few TFP offers in Detroit and quite a few in Toronto as well, but I’m just going to start with 3 different photographers here. 2 have studios in my city, and one (maybe2) are travelling in from Detroit. I guess we’ll see what happens! Who knows- maybe when I get my braces off I’ll be half decent! lol.

So… off to eat a half cup of yogurt and then jump on the treadmill… yay. I HATE EXCERSISE!!!! but I need to get skinnier, if I want to look good in my photos!

Ciao!
-Lauren